var back_colors = new Array(
"#333333",
"#330000",
"#003300",
"#000033",
"#333300",
"#003333",
"#330033",
"#000000"
);
var mottos = new Array(
// "This site is committed to the sterilization of stupid people. Like S.L.H.",
"I am not a Player.",
'Nikhil.Org. Because it feels buttery.',
'Synchronized swimming is not a sport. Mudwrestling is a sport.',
"Place an ad here. Call 1-900-I-USE-AOL",
"Internet Explorer is the lesser of the two evils.",
"I am AccessMan. Worship my SQL.",
"/dev/null was here",
// "Republicans suck. So does Monica.
",
"Yuko Aoki is a goddess. Bow to her.",
"It's 2004. Do you know where your kids are?",
"eBay. Because selling stolen goods shouldn't be hard.",
"Nikhil.Net: It's ass-slapping good.",
"Where Jessica Alba comes for a fun time.",
"Lynn said yes once and no twice. That's it.",
"With Ashcroft around, who needs the Constitution?",
"What you call cats, we use as living armor.",
"What up, homey-dog fro-slapping G? Mad props to all the hot shorties out there with the bling-bling.",
'I am XmlNikhil. Fear my wrath!!!',
"Yo, Nikhil is in the hizz-ouse!",
"Who's my biotch? SAY IT!",
"I take Tylenol, cause when you're this good, it hurts to be you.",
"If the prefix bi- is 2 and tri- is 3, is the ideal woman a 5?",
"I tease because I care. --Mistress A",
"Old men like me don't bother with making points. There's no point. -- Matrix Reloaded",
"Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? WHY? -- Matrix Revolutions",
"That's a nice trick. -- Matrix Reloaded",
"OK... You have some skill. -- Matrix Reloaded",
"I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our... destiny. -- Matrix Reloaded",
"It ends tonight. -- Matrix Revolutions",
"It's like wiping your ass with silk. -- Matrix Reloaded",
"If we have to give our lives, we GIVE THEM HELL BEFORE WE DO!!! -- Matrix Reloaded",
"C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. C'est la pomme-de-terre.",
"It's a Web Log. Not a goddamn *BLOG*. AAAARRGH!",
"I'm not so bad, once you get to know me. -- Matrix Revolutions",
"Damn, that woman can DRIVE! -- Matrix Revolutions",
"Instead of http://nikhil.net/, also try http://216.92.123.194/ and http://3629939650/ .",
"If we meet and you forget me, you have lost nothing. If you meet Nikhil and forget Him, you have lost everything.",
"This is a placeholder. Do not eat.",
"To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards of men."
);
// The offset into the mottos array
var num_m = Math.floor(Math.random() * mottos.length);
// The offset into the back_colors array
var num_bc = Math.floor(Math.random() * back_colors.length);
// Write the output to the active area in the browser
document.write("" + mottos[num_m] + "
");
//document.write("" + mottos[num_m] + "
");